Дани Даркблейд, вредный полугоблин (ака Ал103)
"Seraviel, myth from olden net times. A powerful author who wanted to rule Internet, defeated by the elements of Fiction and imprisoned in the Lag. Legend has it that on the longest post of the biliionth thread, the Trolls will aid in his escape, and he will bring lagtime eternal!" the first recited.
"No!" one poster screamed. "We must do something."
"Quick, look for posts about the Elements of Fiction."
There was a long moment as everyone took everything out of the pages.
"There isn't anything!"
"We're doomed!"
An oppressive pressure fell on everyone.
"The Elements of Fiction: A Reference Guide," a lurker read.
Everyone turned to him. "How did you find that?"
"It was under 'E'" the poster sang.
"There are six elements of Fiction, but only five are known: Characterization, Plot, Setting, Grammar and Punctuation. The sixth is a complete mystery. It is said, the last known location of the five elements was in the Creative Writing Section of the Forum. It is located in what is now-"
"SpaceBattles." The reader intoned gravely.
"But!" a poster said. "But even the greatest Betas never come out!"
"We must chance it." another said, serious. "Who will come with me?" (С) Seraviel, Spacebattles.com
BY YOUR ELEMENTS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN PROOFREADER! (C) Stratagemini, Spacebattles.com
PS. И предыдущий:
“The Draft cannot be destroyed by any program that we here have installed. The Draft was made in the fires of the Internets. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into SpaceBattles and cast back into the forgotten thread from whence it came,” the eldest said, his tone grave. “One of you must do this.”
“One does not simply log into SpaceBattles.” the first replied. “Its homepage is guarded by more than just Trolls. There are flamewars there that do not sleep. And the great Mods are ever watchful. It is a corrupted webpage, riddled with flames and memes and pictures of cats. The very words you read are poisonous. Not even with ten thousand accounts could you do this. It is folly!”
“Have you read nothing he has posted? The Draft must be destroyed!” the second yelled.
“And I suppose you think you're the one to do it?!”a third started.
“And if we fail, what then?!” The first added. “What happens when the BROB takes back what is his?!”
“I will be deleted before I see the Draft in the hands of a Lurker!” the third said. “Never trust a Lurker!”
“Do you not understand that while we chat amongst ourselves, the BROB's power grows?!” Wildbow intervened. “None can escape it! You'll all be purged!”
“I will take it! I will take it!” Seraviel screamed
“I will,” he said. “I will take the Draft to SpaceBattles. Though-- I do not know the forum, nor the thread.”
“So be it, then!” the eldest said, turning to the assembled posters. “Who else shall join the Fellowship of the Draft? What Beta has the strength of will to join on this quest?” (С) Seraviel, Spacebattles.com
"No!" one poster screamed. "We must do something."
"Quick, look for posts about the Elements of Fiction."
There was a long moment as everyone took everything out of the pages.
"There isn't anything!"
"We're doomed!"
An oppressive pressure fell on everyone.
"The Elements of Fiction: A Reference Guide," a lurker read.
Everyone turned to him. "How did you find that?"
"It was under 'E'" the poster sang.
"There are six elements of Fiction, but only five are known: Characterization, Plot, Setting, Grammar and Punctuation. The sixth is a complete mystery. It is said, the last known location of the five elements was in the Creative Writing Section of the Forum. It is located in what is now-"
"SpaceBattles." The reader intoned gravely.
"But!" a poster said. "But even the greatest Betas never come out!"
"We must chance it." another said, serious. "Who will come with me?" (С) Seraviel, Spacebattles.com
BY YOUR ELEMENTS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN PROOFREADER! (C) Stratagemini, Spacebattles.com
PS. И предыдущий:
“The Draft cannot be destroyed by any program that we here have installed. The Draft was made in the fires of the Internets. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into SpaceBattles and cast back into the forgotten thread from whence it came,” the eldest said, his tone grave. “One of you must do this.”
“One does not simply log into SpaceBattles.” the first replied. “Its homepage is guarded by more than just Trolls. There are flamewars there that do not sleep. And the great Mods are ever watchful. It is a corrupted webpage, riddled with flames and memes and pictures of cats. The very words you read are poisonous. Not even with ten thousand accounts could you do this. It is folly!”
“Have you read nothing he has posted? The Draft must be destroyed!” the second yelled.
“And I suppose you think you're the one to do it?!”a third started.
“And if we fail, what then?!” The first added. “What happens when the BROB takes back what is his?!”
“I will be deleted before I see the Draft in the hands of a Lurker!” the third said. “Never trust a Lurker!”
“Do you not understand that while we chat amongst ourselves, the BROB's power grows?!” Wildbow intervened. “None can escape it! You'll all be purged!”
“I will take it! I will take it!” Seraviel screamed
“I will,” he said. “I will take the Draft to SpaceBattles. Though-- I do not know the forum, nor the thread.”
“So be it, then!” the eldest said, turning to the assembled posters. “Who else shall join the Fellowship of the Draft? What Beta has the strength of will to join on this quest?” (С) Seraviel, Spacebattles.com